|Have you guys seen this before?|
Someone sent it to me in an email and I thought it was amusing. I did quick search a found a couple of other versions so I guess it has been around for a while.
In the beginning there was THE PLAN
and then came the assumptions
And the assumptions were with out form
And THE PLAN was completely without substance
And a darkness was on the face of the consultants
And they spake unto their Team Leader saying
"It is a crock of sh** and it stinketh"
And the Team Leader went unto the Project Manager and sayeth;
"It is a pail of dung and none may abide by the odor thereof"
And the Project Manager went unto his Program Manager and sayeth;
"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it"
And the Program Manager went unto his Program Director and sayeth;
"It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide by its strength"
And the Program Director went unto the Account Director and sayeth;
"It contains that which aids plant and is very strong"
And the Account Director went unto the Vice President and sayeth;
"It promoteth growth and is very powerful!!"
And the Vice President went unto the president and sayeth;
"This powerful new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of the force"
And the Policy Planning Unit looked upon THE PLAN and saw that it was good
And thus THE PLAN became policy...
And this is how sh** happens!